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Enjoy..... :)
WALES ON MAJOR
FLOOD ALERT!
All areas have been
placed on high alert. This thought to be due to
most of Wales pissing
themselves laughing
at the England result!
Henson, Hook and
Shane go before God. He questions their belief,
Gav says “rugby to be the food
of life” God sits
him to his left. Hood says “courage honor &
passion on the pitch” God sits him
to his
right. He says to Shane “what do
you believe son?” “I believe
....................you’re sitting in
my seat”
Late one night a car
was swerving all over the road. A police officer
pulled them over and went up
to the vehicle. He
then noticed it was the local preacher, Father
McBrian. The officer then asked
him why he was
swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him,
"Father, have you
been drinking?"
"No..." replied Father.
"Is that liquor in your bottle
there
Father?" suggested
the officer. "No it's just water" answered
Father. The officer took it and
smelled it. He then
said "Father this is wine." Father then burst
"Praise the Lord, He's Done
It Again!"
One day a little old
nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway.
The cop pulled her over
because she was so
slow and asked her why she didn't go any faster.
She pointed at the sign that
said highway 35 on
it and said that was the speed limit. The cop
corrected her and told her that it
was highway 35. The
cop looked in the back and saw two scared nuns.
He asked them what was
wrong and they said,
"We just got off highway 130!"
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-
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